Legerdemath

In the spring of 2000, I began a three-year stint on Citigroup’s corporate-derivatives team. I was just months past my twentieth birthday, with no work experience to speak of, in a world beyond my imagination. As my boss summed me up after a day of interviews, I was “fucking unpolished.”

The credit-derivatives group, then just three or four people I sat next to, soon spawned an ever-expanding team managing ever-more complex creations: credit-default swaps, collateralized debt obligations, and the myriad other structures built with black boxes and shrouded by acronyms. Meanwhile, my group continued to peddle mostly the forbears of these recent menaces, the more mundane interest-rate swaps and Treasury-rate locks. The newer derivatives, though hardly identical to their predecessors, nonetheless evolved in similar environments, were likewise designed to manipulate risk, and were also customized on a trade-by-trade basis.

Our clients were non-financial corporations, the Deltas and Verizons of the world, which relied on us for advice and education. Our directive was “to help companies decrease and manage their risks.” Often we did just that. And often we advised clients to execute trades solely because they presented opportunities for us to profit. In either case, whenever possible we used our superior knowledge to manipulate the pricing of the trade in our favor.


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I never heard this arrangement described as a conflict of interest. I learned to think we were simply smarter than the client. For unsophisticated clients, being smarter meant quoting padded rates. For the rest, a bit of “legerdemath” was required. Most brazenly, we taught clients phony math that involved settling Treasury-rate locks by referencing Treasury yields rather than prices.

If a client requested verification of our pricing, we volunteered to fax a time-stamped printout of market data from when the trade was executed. One person talked to the client on the phone while another stood by the computer and repeatedly hit print. The printouts were sorted, and the one showing the most profitable rate for the bank was faxed to the client, regardless of which rate was actually transacted. If a rate for the client’s specific trade was not on the printout, we might create rigged conversion spreadsheets for them to use in conjunction with the printout.

Other sources of profit lay in details that clients thought were merely procedural but in actuality affected pricing as well. Once, a client called after his interest-rate swap was completed and asked to change a method of counting days. Unbeknownst to him, this change should have lowered his rate. I made the requested change but kept his rate the same, allowing us to realize unwarranted profit. This was standard practice. My coworkers knew what I had done, as did the traders, as did the people who booked trades. I even tallied the “restructuring” as an achievement in a letter angling for a higher bonus.

When the media discuss a lack of transparency in the pricing of over-the-counter derivatives, they suggest a murky world, where things happen in shadows. This imagery is poorly chosen. “Things” don’t happen in the dark, but in well-lit trading floors like ours. Engaging in these practices was just part of our day-to-day activities, as natural as picking up one’s dry-cleaning. After all, in an open room three-quarters of the size of a football field, with hundreds of people working and mingling, how could anything be wrong?

Last year a friend in the credit-card division of one of the major banks told me that his group had received an award. “Great news,” I thought. He then explained that the group had managed to increase the rates charged on the bank’s entire portfolio of credit cards before regulation limiting such increases took effect. Does this sound like an industry that is learning?


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Legerdemath
Legerdemath is an appropriate word.. so is Legerdemind!
I worked on Wall St for 4 years before detaching myself from the fake bubble of greed and ignorance it bottles you in. And the sad thing is that it still is the best paying industry for college graduates.

Great article.
— posted 02/01/2011 at 05:52 by Roy Baladi
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http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/
The cock of the walk clucked defiance.

You guys did something else entirely . . .
— posted 02/02/2011 at 20:38 by barry Ritholtz
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http://steadfastfinances.com
Yeah... umm... the legal teams regarding civil suits for CDO, MBS, SIV reimbursement will be contacting you shortly.
— posted 02/02/2011 at 20:59 by Matt SF
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private investor
Re "Legerdemath" by Omar Rosen.
Welcome to a "new world order" where slight of hand and powers of financial imagination reign supreme. Now, the question
is how do we reign in this misbehavior?
How do we reform the system?
— posted 02/03/2011 at 14:01 by nelson
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At the risk of being accused of being pedantic, one way would be to rein in one's propensity to engage in linguistic sleight-of-hand.
— posted 02/03/2011 at 16:19 by Antipodeus
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Great article, I'll link to it.
Shorting is the first and biggest sin of banksters. It smashes their moral compass and ought to be abolished outright in order to rid the world of duplicates, counterfeits and the people who normalize such concepts.
http://www.petitiononline.com/shortNOT/petition.html
http://www.stopshortingstocks.com/
— posted 02/03/2011 at 16:44 by Robert Innes
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Why don't we turn the banks into regulated public utilities?
The subject line says it all.
— posted 02/04/2011 at 03:42 by lamber strether
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The Guillotine was a regulated public utility.
— posted 02/04/2011 at 04:03 by phil
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Depends on the Flip:
if "heads" and peaceful, the buzzwords will be "clawbacks" and "volunteer community service" for many...and Life for the instigators, conspirators and enablers. The Top Policy makers and Corporate officers. Basically Wall Street and D.C.

REAL law enforcement best take heed and step up now before things spiral out-of-control.....and arrest these banking and (non)regulatory criminals. Period.

National Debt must be declared dissolved and shredded for government bond holders to eat. Enjoy! Call it "Icelandic Pudding."

If peaceful....but if "tails".....see Egypt. See? Things can change in a hot Cairo minute....And happen it will...when Weimar comes to town.

Like I said "if" peaceful....
— posted 02/04/2011 at 06:26 by farang
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The spread
When do you reveal something shocking? Markup is markup. People buy things because they think they are "at cost", "below cost" or "giving it away". It doesn't matter what industry and if you told the truth to the client of what you had to have to make the deal work he'd try to screw you harder than you ended up screwing him. It's not as corrupt as it sounds, it is still buyer beware as any market transaction. If Kroger says the price is 99 cents and you think you can get it cheaper you should walk. I'm tired of whiney tell all reports that just don't hit the mark.
— posted 02/04/2011 at 13:21 by Tom
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If you can't understand
@Tom if you can't understand the difference between a legit markup and defrauding someone then we are really in for some trouble. The problem isn't with the spread, the problem is denying clients what they are rightfully entitled to. Showing false rates, rigging spreadsheets, not securing the lower rate are all dishonest. I pray I never have to transact with you.
— posted 02/04/2011 at 13:42 by WallStreet
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Financial service sector deregulation in the '80s broke down the distinction between acting in an Agency ( for the client ) or Principal ( for us / shareholders ) capacity and destroyed the last vestige of fiduciary responsibility in banks leading to the current zeitgeist of "rip the clients face off".

Once shareholders were in the ascendant and bonuses depended on generating returns of 20 -30% per annum in an industry that was only growing at 10%, the only way to keep boosting the return on capital employed was to shrink the size of the apparent balance sheet.

This was done through the faux transfer of risk to special purpose vehicles ( that were often owned by the banks ) using derivatives and the knowing collusion of the ratings and auditing professions both of which had also been captured by the system.

The end result was insufficiently capitalised banks ( not enough equity ). None of this happened by accident, however, and these were all active decisions made at board level by many of the current incumbents and a few former employees who took multi-million dollar parachutes.
— posted 02/04/2011 at 16:46 by Anon E Mouse
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Tom
Tom, you are a moron.
— posted 02/04/2011 at 20:10 by Jeremy Dille
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The real problem is people like you
Great article Rosen. It seems that we have arrived at the true source of legerdemath: people like Tom who convince themselves that shoddy banking practices are "just fine" and "legitimate." I mean, seriously, these people must be lying to themselves before they go to bed. How do you live with yourself, Tom? Oh, that's right, it's the money.

— posted 03/02/2011 at 16:31 by Are you Serious Tom?!
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Legerdemath Sequel
Hi all, if this interested you please check out my sequel to Legerdemath here: http://bit.ly/htnOQs

Regards,

Omer
— posted 03/22/2011 at 15:13 by Omer Rosen
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Omer Rosen, a former derivatives banker, is working on an autobiographical novel about love, 9/11, and the financial collapse.

Richard Newsom, Heckuva Job

Dean Baker, The Big Bank Theory

Robert Pollin, Tools for a New Economy


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