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Sick
Puppy by James Hynes The popular novelist Carl Hiaasen began his writing career as an investigative
reporter for the Miami Herald, and many of his virtues as a novelist
are the virtues of a successful journalist: an ironic wit; a considerable gift
for narrative; efficient and often pungent prose; and, perhaps most importantly,
a capacity for cynicism and outrage in equal measure, often at the same time.Hiaasen
particularly delights in the kind of shaggy dog story about powerful figures
that journalists hear all the time and repeat in private among themselves, but
rarely print, because they lack proof or fear the libel laws. I suspect that
his inability to tell such stories as a journalist is at least part of the reason
why he became a novelist in the first place. As a novelist he can get away with
assertions that might be actionable if published in the Herald--for example,
that the governor of Florida, at least in the novel under review, is deep in
the pocket of lobbyists and developers. Its not just Hiaasens considerable
skill as an entertainer that makes his books so much fun; it may also be the
winking implication that much of what hes telling us is true--in spirit,
if not in actual fact. Sick Puppy,Hiaasens eighth novel, opens with powerful lobbyist
Palmer Stoat (another of Hiaasens virtues is a gift for Dickensian onomatopoeia)
shooting a sick, aging rhinoceros at a Florida "game park"--that is,
a preserve where rich assholes go to kill more or less defenseless big game,
often the wholly tame castoffs of zoos and circuses. On his way home from the
"hunt," Stoat flings a Burger King carton out the window of his Range
Rover, and so immediately incurs the wrath of Twilly Spree, a rich guy of a
different variety. Cushioned by an inheritance, Twilly defends the environment
as a sort of one-man Earth First!; outraged by Stoats littering on the
freeway, Twilly sets out to offer a corrective to such behavior. He breaks into
Stoats house, has a truck-full of garbage dumped on his car, and, when
Stoat continues to litter, dognaps Stoats Labrador retriever and kidnaps,
sort of, Stoats trophy wife, Desie. In point of fact, Desie has come to despise her sleazy husband and goes with
Twilly more or less willingly. She tells him about her husbands professional
efforts on behalf of a developer who wants to turn Toad Island, a near-wilderness
Gulf Coast island, into a golf resort. Such development would inevitably decimate
the islands habitat. Twilly decides to use the dog as a hostage to stop
the rape of Toad Island, setting in motion a series of events that can only
be described as madcap. As do Hiaasens other novels, Sick Puppy resists synopsis; perhaps
its flavor is best evoked by highlighting a few of its large cast of characters.
The developer, Robert Clapley, is so obsessed with Barbie dolls that he has
persuaded two beautiful young Russian immigrants to go under the knife so that
he might enjoy them as twin Barbies. The slick current governor of Florida,
a former Toyota dealer named Dick Artemus, is counterpointed with Clinton Tyree,
an eccentric former governor who was driven crazy by the tension between his
own decency and the utter corruption of Florida politics. Tyree--a heroic serial
character in most of Hiaasens books--now calls himself Skink and lives
in a swamp, and late in the book he becomes an instrument of Hiaasens
wrath at politicians, lobbyists, and developers. The colorful minor characters
include state legislator Willie Vasquez-Washington, who claims various ethnicities
at his political convenience; Mr. Gash, a frightening if rather inept hired
killer who collects tapes of gruesome 911 calls; and a Republican call-girl.
The wonderfully entertaining result is high-spirited satire, decked out in the
trappings of a thriller: crosses and double-crosses, gunplay, hugger-mugger
with bulldozers, and funny sex scenes. The scenes that ring truest, however, are the ones about dealmaking, such as
the scene in which Palmer Stoat negotiates his fee with the developer Clapley,
or the one in which the wily car salesman/governor blackmails the crazy ex-governor
into doing a bit of dirty work. In these scenes, the novelist and the muckraking
journalist come together to open a window on the way that powerful men--and
I do mean men--run the world out of sight of the rest of us. In this respect
Hiaasens work resembles that of John Le Carré, who can wring more
sheer drama out of men talking around a conference table than most writers can
out of a gunfight. But the presiding spirit here seems to be that of Evelyn Waugh, and that fact
leads to a dilemma and a question. The dilemma is that Hiaasen seems to adopt
Waughs view of human nature--that most people are either venal or naive
or both. And yet the overt politics of the book, and of Hiaasens other
books, is manifestly liberal--which, last time I checked, depends in part in
a belief in the fundamental decency of people, if not their actual perfectibility.
Hiaasen reserves his worst fates, and snidest wisecracks, for the Republicans,
developers, and lobbyists, but even the good guys here are compromised in one
way or another. The two environmentalists are crazy, and the two sympathetic
women characters, Desie and Lisa June Peterson, the governors aide, are
resigned to working covertly outside the system of power. Hiaasens outrage
at the corruption of state politics and the blatant rape of a landscape in the
interest of money is real and articulately expressed, but the overall effect
of the novel is one of repressed despair. The comeuppance of the bad guys in
Sick Puppy is hilarious and poetic--I believe it was Chekhov who said
if you show a rhinoceros in the first act you must show it charging in the last--but
in the end that comeuppance is a comic contrivance that belies the bitter honesty
of much of what has come before. So I come to my question: is it possible for a popular novel to have a workable
politics? Does the very structure of such a novel, especially the requirement
for a clear cut, if not necessarily happy, conclusion militate against the sort
of realism that the overt politics of a novel like Sick Puppy wants to
claim for itself? Can you write a novel that treats power and its exercise satirically,
while simultaneously endorsing the possibilities of human decency on which progressive
politics depends? Liberal readers are as entitled to wish-fulfilling entertainment
as are Tom Clancy fans, I suppose, but I cant help but wonder if the anti-development
message here is vitiated by the gleeful, and very entertaining, cynicism of
the storytelling. In real life, of course, developers and the politicians they
own arent so bumbling as they are here, and projects like the one that
threatens Toad Island are brought down, if at all, in court, by committed organizations
of activists, not by dognappers, crazy hermits, and enraged rhinoceroses. Not
for a moment do I doubt Carl Hiaasens sincerity and passion; I can commend
to the reader his magnificent anti-Disney screed, Team Rodent: How Disney
Devours the World,the first thirty pages of which rival Swift for blistering
wit and stylish invective. Perhaps a splendid entertainment like Sick Puppy
is too thin a reed to bear these kinds of doubts, but as I finished the book,
I just couldnt help wondering if its really possible to be outraged
and entertaining at the same time.
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